Wednesday, May 18, 2022

The Manic Month of May

 "I need to get into this competitively -- like cup stacking. 
    -- Alex, on why he NEEDS a 3x3 speed cube.



I mean -- the title says it all, peeps.  Forget about the merry month of May -- this month is never not manic, as the school year winds down and there's so much to do.  Rather than creating multiple posts to belabor the chaos, I'm going to cram everything that's been happening into the following recap of our month.  Starting from the top...

  • MOTHER'S DAY
Apparently, I'm the "Best Mom Ever."  Who knew??  Hahahaha.

Since making my peace with Mother's Day several years ago, I have enjoyed having zero expectations on a day that used to bring me down.  And when there are no expectations, literally ANYTHING is lagniappe.  Hahahaha.  This year's lagniappe came in the form of Isaac's adorable handmade gift -- (thank you, elementary school teachers everywhere!) -- and the stuff that the girls threw together the night before to create a celebratory vibe for my "big day."  Haha.  Would it have been nice to get a picture of me with all my children for Mother's Day?  Sure.  But having no expectations REALLY helps to keep things in perspective for me -- especially since we've been battling sickness over here for the last few weeks.  

    Sophie was the architect of the decorations.


    She also gave me one of my favorite gifts in recent memory -- a cleared off and cleaned up desk!



    This adorable card reads: "Mom, my love for you grows...and grows...and grows"

    My favorite thing about this gift is how many times Isaac told me he worked "really hard" on this.  Stringing the beads on a pipe cleaner was a true labor of love, y'all!

    Scott took Sophie and Jane to the store the day before, and here's the haul they came back with for me.  Pens, chocolate, and protein shakes.  Lagniappe, I tell ya.  Hahahaha.

    "Mom of the Year Century"

    • COVID & STREP

    Our household medicine cabinet looks like a small pharmacy on a normal day, but throw in the fact that we've had multiple sick family members this month, and we have now entered territory that would be a "pill popper's dream," according to Grace.  Hahahaha.  In all seriousness, though, I'm sick of being sick!  Isaac kicked things off at the beginning of the month, and then when first Sophie, then Scott, and then Ethan fell ill as well, we discovered that Covid had hit our family once again.  I'm surprised it didn't get everyone, but half the family was more than enough.  And just when the Covid started to peter out, we got hit with a new wave of sickness that once again originated with Isaac.  Last week, after a full 24 hours of him crying about a sore throat and using a "spit cup" because it hurt too much to swallow, I brought him in to get checked out and as the doctor said upon peering in his mouth, it was the "streppiest throat" he had seen in a while.  Thankfully, he was feeling much better (and once again swallowing his spit) by the end of his first day on antibiotics, but unfortunately -- although perhaps inevitably -- for ME, he passed along his germs before recovering completely.  And since Alex and Isaac are together more often than not, he passed the baton of Strep to him as well.  

    LOL.  I think this was Ethan's first negative test after his quarantine was over.  Either that, or it was a preemptively prideful negative test right before he got hit with Covid for real.

    • ETHAN'S FAREWELL

    We were a little worried that all the illness would effect the start of Ethan's mission, but he lucked out with being out of his Covid quarantine by Sunday, when he spoke in church one last time before he was set apart as a missionary later that evening.  His farewell remarks were powerfully humble and I'm so proud of the young man he has become.  He's always been so pure in heart -- with a genuine desire to do good and to be good, and I know his light will shine brightly on anyone who crosses his path.  And that's a fact. 😉

    He ordered practically his entire missionary packing checklist from Mr. Mac in Provo before he flew home at the end of his school year.  The day his shipment arrived was like Christmas morning.  Obviously, he needed to put on a fashion show for the rest of us to see what he got.

    He got a navy suit and a dark grey suit, because obviously as a "soft summer," a black suit was NOT going to work.

    The full haul -- 2 suits, 10 shirts, 2 pairs of shoes, 2 belts, 6 ties, a 3-in-1 winter coat, 4 pairs of slacks, a couple of sweaters, and a messenger bag.

    Kentucky flag sold separately.

    Elder GQ

    Believe it or not, this is the first time our whole entire family was at church together in MONTHS.  And I don't mean because Ethan was at BYU up until a few weeks ago.

     Monday was his first day reporting for missionary duty at the "MTC" -- aka our Bonus Room for this week -- and things seem to be going smoothly.  He'll leave next week to fly out to Utah to spend a couple of weeks in the actual MTC (missionary training center) before heading to Louisville, but I'm selfishly glad that we get to have him for just a little bit longer.  


    I thought he jerry rigged a nice solution for hanging up his stuff.


    How could I not include this little gem of a flashback?? The years go by quick.  😢

    • FLOWERS

    Okay, random non sequitur time!  My flowers have FINALLY started to bloom and I'm in love and I don't care who knows it!  Hahahahaha.  Seriously, though -- it's taken me a while to get the hang of dealing with the roses and I've been tickled pink with the profusion of blooms for their first showing.  My peonies decided to finally make an appearance as well, even if some of the bushes were less abundant than I was expecting.  They're still my favorites, though, and the fragrance more than makes up for how few the flowers are in number.









    • ROAD TRIP PLANS

    And now we get to the looking-towards-the-future part of the post!  *drum roll please* I have finally finalized all of this summer's road trip plans!!  Hahahaha.  We're going to Meander through the Midwest (trademark pending *wink*) this year and we've got some super exciting stops in the works.  Grace seems to be most pumped for our visit to the National Hobo Museum in Iowa, while Jane is delighted that we'll be at the Mall of America on the 4th of July.  Meanwhile, I'M stoked to visit the Laura Ingalls Wilder museum as we pass through Wisconsin, and Isaac -- after watching the slide show I put together -- was apparently enthralled enough with our end point destination of Mackinac Island in Michigan that it was the first thing he told his occupational therapist about the very next day.  Haha.  Other exciting plans for the trip include river tubing, visiting Music Man Square in Iowa, and posing with a Paul Bunyan statue in Manastique (Michigan).  {Side note -- the kids don't seem nearly as enthused as I was when I suggested that we should track down all the Paul Bunyan statues we can find for future road trips.  I just might have to be satisfied with our Maine and Michigan photo ops.  Womp womp.}

    Did I create a slide show of our itinerary to get the kids pumped up for the trip?  Yes.  Yes, I did.

    • SUMMER READING CHALLENGE

    The last piece of planning for the summer fell into place this morning when I decided to come up with the categories for this year's 12 weeks of summer reading challenge.  I attempted to insert opportunities for enriching our road trip experience, which is why the first category I came up with is to read a Little House on the Prairie book (preferably Little House in the Big Woods, since that's where we'll be going) and the second is to check out a non-fiction book to learn about one (or more) of the states we'll be passing through.  We've been doing our summer reading challenge for several years now, so I'm fully aware that the most likely outcome is that no one will end up reading much of anything, but a mom can always dream.  Right??  Hahahaha.

    Summer Reading Challenge 2022
    1.) Little House in the Big Woods (or something from the series)
    2.) Road Trip state book (Kansas, Iowa, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky, or Missouri)
    3.) Mythology/Tall Tales/Legends
    4.) Poetry
    5.) A Classic
    6.) Mom's choice
    7.) Your choice
    8.) Memoir/Biography
    9.) Caldecott Winner
    10.) Graphic Novel
    11.) Award Winner
    12.) Book that's been made into a movie

    Well, that's all folks.  Next week is the last week of school and I will obviously be recording our traditional end-of-school-year exit interviews with each of the children.  Stay tuned to discover just how this school year went.  (Spoiler alert -- I will probably be inserting my own personal commentary as well.  And while this year wasn't the wash that last year was, it had its own unique struggles regardless.)

    This is how the month of May has made all of us feel.  Hahaha.

    Sunday, May 01, 2022

    How Is It Already May??

     Oh hello there!  Long time no blog.  LOL.  Well, people -- I'm back.  Ish.  The last 8 weeks have been quite the ride.  As Ethan mentioned in the last post, I had surgery a couple of months ago and then followed that up with a week in the hospital thanks to post-op complications/infection.  And then the rest of the time since then, I've spent in recovery.  I'm finally starting to feel a little more back to normal, so I thought the perfect way to celebrate that would be to blog!  Hahaha.  

    While I've been pretty out of commission the last several weeks, there are still a few things I can recap since Ethan guest blogged for me...

    EASTER

    The beauty of having kids old enough to drive is that you can send them on all kinds of errands for you so that you never have to leave the house.  Hahaha.  This came in rather handy as I spent much of the last 2 months reclining on the couch or my bed.  One of the errands that needed running last month was Easter bunny related, and Grace came through for me in the clutch.  She did the shopping and then the setting up on the counter the night before, and I have to admit -- I kind of loved outsourcing the whole shebang.  Hahahaha.  

    She also snuck in an Easter basket for Maxwell.  Haha.


    ETHAN COMES HOME!

    The beauty of having blogged/recorded most aspects of our lives for the past decade+ is that Ethan knows to send me blog material without me even having to ask for it.  At least most of the time.  Hahahaha.  While I may have prompted him at the beginning of the year to send me a pic of him from his first day of school, I received his LAST day of school pic totally unsolicited a couple of weeks ago.  BYU always gets out for the year extra early, but you'll be hearing no complaints around these parts, because we're ALL happy to have Ethan back home with us for the next few weeks before he flies out to the MTC.  

    Last day of school.


    Ethan's bishop-and-wife.


    Ethan's ward on the last Sunday of the school year.

    L->R Noelle, Ethan, Emily, Anna, and Emma

    Time to say goodbye to the dorms.

    On his way home.

    Ethan borrowed my "real" camera a couple of days ago and went to take pictures of the new temple being built about 30 minutes from where we live.

    WISDOM TEETH REMOVAL

    The highlight of this past week was most definitely when Ethan got his wisdom teeth taken out.  I don't think I've ever laughed so much in my life as I did witnessing Ethan spouting hilarious nonsense post-surgery.  He wanted to capture everything on film, and he certainly succeeded in capturing the essence of the experience.  Hahahaha.  My favorite thing is how many times he kept reassuring me that he was "fully aware" of everything he was saying and doing.  Other favorite moments include hearing him quote The Incredibles ("where is my super suit??), singing songs from In the Heights ("When the Sun Goes Down"); and making references to iCarly (he called his ice pack a "butter sock").  I also enjoyed hearing him laugh crazily and recording a birthday message for my sister, Amy.  Prior to his surgery, Alex and Isaac were super stoked about the thought of Ethan cussing in his post-surgery/anesthesia haze.  I don't know where they got the idea that THAT was going to be happening, but I'm pretty sure they were both disappointed when that wasn't the case.  I laughed out loud, though, when I heard Isaac's actual commentary on the whole experience -- when I asked him what he thought of how crazy Ethan was after getting back from the surgery, he said with a pained look on his face, "I didn't know it would be so cringe."  Hahahahahahahahahaha.  (You probably had to be there to appreciate how hilarious it was.)

    That's the "butter sock" around his face, in case anyone was wondering.

    MISCELLANY

    While my time in the hospital was certainly a nuisance -- and stirred up a ton of extra anxiety for a few children here at home -- there were certainly some silver linings.  It was pretty nice having all my meals were taken care of for me, and it was also kind of nice not having to shuttle kids to the various doctor and dentist appointments I had set up to be taken care of during their Spring Break week, which coincided with the week I was in the hospital and which Scott had already taken time off for from work.  Unfortunately for poor Scott, that meant he was on single parent duty for the entire week -- and let's face it, the subsequent weeks as I have not been useful for pretty much anything.  After I got home from the hospital, I added another item to my "practically a professional" list as I was trained by a home health aide nurse on how to administer the antibiotics I still needed through my picc line for the next couple of weeks.  And as much as I was grateful for having that picc line -- because I was seriously a pincushion for a couple of days when no one could get an IV to stick -- I was even more grateful when I was finally able to get it taken out a couple of weeks ago.  

    I had to take a picture of this whiteboard in my hotel room -- "Today's Goals: Shower!  What is important to you? Fever Free!"

    I love this paper bouquet of flowers that Scott's mom sent me -- such a clever idea!

    Finally getting that picc line in.

    Isaac and Alex were the happiest to finally have me come home.  To say the week was traumatizing for the two of them would be accurate.  I'm pretty sure Alex thought I was going to die the whole time I was there.

    And finally getting that picc line out!

    So many people helped out by bringing us meals and looking out for us while I've been recovering.

    I can't think of a whole lot else to recap, so I'm going to go ahead and close for now.  With only 3 1/2 weeks left of school for the year and two weeks left to get Ethan ready for his mission, I'll probably be too busy to blog until everything calms down.  With so much going on, though, I should hopefully have lots of good content for the next time I post.  Hahahaha.  ;)

    It's always a treat to see how Isaac has fallen asleep for the night.  Hahaha.