Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Is This Thing Still On?

Subtitled: An Attempt To Recap the Unexceptional 

Apparently it's been a month since I last updated the blog.  To be honest, there's not been anything all that noteworthy to cover -- hence the radio silence on the home front.  But since certain children have been hounding me to blog, I'll do my best to scrape the bottom of the barrel here and come up with some content to recap the last few weeks.  Without further adieu, here is the latest...

Ethan -- 
When I asked Ethan this afternoon if he was feeling homesick at all, he told me he's too busy to be homesick.  So, I guess that's a positive?  Hahaha.   Between a full load of classes and his job at the Cannon Center, it would seem that he does not have a whole lot of free time.  I keep telling him that all work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy, but I don't know if he is internalizing the memo.  I guess I'll just have to keep trying to get my point across.  Hahaha.

Dear Ethan, 
I hope you are having fun in college.  I miss you already.  Granny said you went to your dorm today.  It's funny how you and your roommate have the same name.  Is he nice?  Is the dorm good?  Well bye.  :)
love,
Jane <3 


A family home evening activity -- it was family history related.  Apparently there was a bunch of yarn and they were trying to connect people who were related on familysearch.  Or something.  It was hard to understand what Ethan was saying.

As Ethan said:  "I spy with my little eye..."
(Can you find the "Y" on the mountain?)

Grace --
It's always a toss up amongst the kids as to who is the quirkiest, but I'd have to say that Grace is winning at the moment.  Her latest "thing" is going to the grocery store parking lot and sitting in the car for hours on end.  She jokingly calls this her "office" and uses her time there to do homework, scroll on her phone, and/or watch stuff on Netflix.  The parking lot is her favorite venue, but when that doesn't suit her mood, she's happy to chill in the garage.  The most likely answer to anyone asking "where's Grace?" is, "she's in the car."  {Insert shoulder shrug emoji.}  Her other favorite past times of late include Goodwill thrifting and being the "carpool mom" for her and Sophie's friends, getting them from the seminary building to the high school each morning.  I'm pretty sure she loves that with every fiber of her being.  That and the fact that there's a good-sized group of kids from church who all hang out together every day for the hour or so in between seminary ending and school starting.  

I actually thought these little embroidered pictures Grace found at Goodwill were lovely.

Not as lovely?  "Martin."  Hahahaha.  She found this creepy doll during one of her thrifting trips and it has become something of a mascot for her.  As in, when I asked her to send a picture of him, she asked "how many?  I have like 50."  Hahahaha.


Life with Grace is never boring.

She was super excited to write her name on the bottom of his shoe like Andy in Toy Story.

The morning carpool crew.

Sophie --
This fall brought us a first -- High School Homecoming!  Neither Ethan nor Grace were ever so inclined, but it tickled Sophie's fancy and she met up with some friends at the dance and had a good time.  I'm pretty sure.  Actually, now that I really stop and think about it, I don't know that she had too much to say regarding it.  Seeing as to how it didn't start until after the homecoming game was over -- which was delayed because of lightning -- and by the time she even got to the dance it was already 10 o'clock at night and she was only there for an hour, I personally didn't think it was actually worth going to, but I know that Sophie was really looking forward to being with her friends, so how could I stand in the way?  She's lucky to have a great friend group and  seems to be settling into high school nicely.  She's taking a drama class this semester and was absolutely slaying us a few weeks ago with her "performance" of one of her assignments.  Sophie is nothing if not dramatical.  Hahahaha.  She wrote up a monologue (for lack of a better word) about an experience in kindergarten when she broke her arm falling off the monkey bars at school, and I can assure you that her rendition of the event is FAR more hilarious than mine was at the time that it happened.  Hahahaha.

I love the fact that the shoes Sophie bought for Homecoming look almost identical to a pair of slides I had in college.  

* "Broken-armed Cinderella" -- See end of post for the story in full.  

Sophie is lucky to have a huge group of youth from Church who are all freshman with her.


Jane --
I don't know what is funnier -- the fact that Jane is in the school band despite never having signed up for it, or the fact that she is a drummer in said band.  Hahahaha.  We were treated this past week to her very first band concert at school, and I have to say that the percussion showcase was the highlight of the night.  I might be a little biased, but it was pretty dope.  Not gonna lie.  

Jane's practice drum kit at home.


Jane is the one with the white face mask in the back and her hair in two french braids.

(Jane in the white mask again.)

Alex -- 
Meanwhile, Alex's commentary during the concert was so classic Alex that it made me laugh out loud.  First by asking (loudly): "Is this supposed to be music??" and then following it up after the warm-up with a very loud:  "Is that it??"  Hahahahahaha.  {His volume level leaves much to be desired in most circumstances.  True story.}  He is currently obsessed with "The Last Kids on Earth" book series and video games and has been thrilled to have a next door neighbor who is the same age and interested in the same things.  


He is still pulling out his hair and has bald spots all over his head -- this one is the biggest/most noticeable.  In all honesty, from a distance it almost looks like he's wearing a yarmulke.

Isaac --
Our resident kindergartener has been {mostly} enjoying school and has made a couple of friends in his class that I hear about constantly.  He's been taking his chances with the monkey bars on the playground, and I'm hoping he won't follow in Sophie's footsteps and end up with a buckle fracture for his efforts.  So far the only damage has been some pretty gnarly ripped callouses on his palm and fingers, so hopefully that will be the extent of it.  A couple of his favorite things to do these days are FaceTime Ethan after school to try and convince him to play Roblox, and chat with me first thing in the morning as he comes in my room and wakes me up.  Hahahaha.  As annoying as it is to be woken up earlier than I'd like, I do have to admit that Isaac is a pretty entertaining conversationalist.  Especially when he's in MY bed and tells me things like "you're in my personal space, mom" and then moves all up into MY personal space after I've obliged him and scooted farther over.  Hahahaha.


I have no idea why Isaac was taking a picture at school holding this book, or why the picture was printed out and sent home with him, but I thought it was too hilarious not to include.

This is pretty much the cutest school picture proof I've ever seen.  Too bad we never buy them.

Me -- 
As for me, there's not much to say.  It's rough waking up early each morning and trying to get the kids out the door on time, but the peace and quiet in the house afterwards more than makes up for the hassle.  In full disclosure, I'm giving myself until the end of October to enjoy all of that peace and quiet guilt-free while being completely unproductive and lazy {understatement alert}, so if anyone happens to drop by -- keep that in mind.   Hahaha.  

I was so excited to be called for jury duty this month, but then super bummed when I wasn't chosen for the actual jury selection.  Boo.

I had to send a screenshot to Ethan when I put on my Christmas music playlist and Michael Buble popped up -- it's his favorite Christmas album.

Scott -- 
The highlight of Scott's whole month, I'm pretty sure, will be the Jonas Brothers concert he's taking the girls to tomorrow night.  Hahahahahaha.  I'm not even joking.  Well, technically I'm joking that it's going to be a highlight for him, but he IS in fact going to see the Jo Bros in concert with Grace, Sophie, and Jane.  I'll make sure they take lots of pictures.  Haha.  

This is a bit of a nothing post, but I feel like I can breathe easy now that I've done my due diligence and recorded it all nonetheless.  Hopefully the next time I blog it will be a little more interesting.  Hahaha.

I like to call this "Little Dog on the Prairie."  I'm embarrassed to admit that until a couple of weeks ago, the back lawn hadn't been mown since before our road trip in July.  😬



* Sophie's Drama assignment.  Although the effect of reading it rather than hearing Sophie perform it is not quite the same, it's still well worth your time in my opinion.  Hahaha.  I'll highlight my favorite parts.  For accuracy's sake, you can compare her narrative to what actually happened HERE.

Broken-armed Cinderella


October 30th, 12:32 PM, St. Louis, Missouri. The sun shone bright, enveloping me in heat as I walked out the doors of my school, following the path to the playground as many others were. It was a strange feeling - being hot and sweaty in the month of October - but I didn’t put much thought into it. The only thing on my mind at that moment was making my way across the notorious monkey bars that hung high in the middle of the playing area. 


I had been practicing for months on the easier sets, preparing for the day when I would gain the courage to do what hardly anybody else had dared to try. My fingers had many calluses and my legs were covered in scratches and bruises from falling onto the wood chips countless times. My arms were weak from exhaustion everyday, though I could tell they were somehow getting stronger at the same time. Along my journey of preparation, I wondered often if I would ever even accomplish my goal. Months passed by like clockwork as I practiced and practiced. But finally, I was ready.


I swear I could hear whispers all around me as I walked a straight line to the monkey bars. “She won’t do it! She’s only a kindergartner!” some said. “This will be funny,” others laughed. Some kids could only stare, their mind wandering around the concept of somebody actually making it across. I noticed a boy in my class who bothered me quite a bit smirk mischievously as he stood there, arms crossed. I wondered what that meant. I shook my head and focused back on the goal at hand. I was at the ladder. Looking up from here, the bars looked more daunting than ever, but I was determined to make it across. I looked once more at the crowd of kids and turned back to the ladder, their gasps audible as I began climbing up to the top. 


That’s the October temperature I know, I thought as I reached the top rung of the ladder. It must be the altitude. Looking down made me dizzy, but peeking at all my fellow classmates was such a temptation. As I allowed myself to take a quick glance at the kids, I soon after lost my footing and toppled forward. Luckily, I was able to grab onto the first of many monkey bars before I could take a swan dive into the wood chips and dirt below me. The students below me gasped and oohed and aahed, a few shushing the others so they could watch me. I smiled as I realized I could still do this. I smiled because I had a chance. Full of confidence now, I reached my right hand to the second bar, my left quickly following after. The third and fourth bar were easy to get the hang of, and soon enough, I was on the fifth. This is easy! I thought.


As I was taking a breather, hanging from the sixth bar, I heard a cry of pain. I looked over in the distance to see a kid - first grade, maybe second - sitting on the ground, wood chips stuck to her shirt and pants, appearing to have fallen off one of the swings. A shiver ran down my spine, feeling for the girl. I know what that’s like. As I turned my head back to where it originally was, my eyes were blocked from the end of the monkey bars by the same boy who had so strangely smiled at me while I was walking to the ladder - Nicholas, a boy in kindergarten with me. He was hanging on the other side, where the main playground equipment and the bars combine. His arms had already reached the second bar. 


“What are you doing?!” I asked, worried, “I won’t be able to get past you!”


“Oh, I know.”


What does that mean? 


Quickly, and most effortlessly, Nicholas put one hand in front of the other and soon enough, we were face-to-face, only one bar between us. The students below, who had been making exaggerated noises and dramatic gasps almost this whole time, had suddenly gone quiet, wanting to hear every word as I glared at Nicholas. He started laughing. 


“I’m gonna ruin your day,” he chuckled darkly.


What does THAT mean? 


Before I could even ask that out loud, his feet shot in front of him. He wrapped his legs around my waist and yanked me down.


THUMP! I fell to the ground, landing on my right arm with a crunch. A sharp pain surged through my hand and wrist. It’s probably nothing. I winced in pain as I tried to stand up, failing horribly. I slumped back down and looked around to see all the kids, wondering why nobody was helping me up. They were nowhere to be seen. I guessed recess had just ended. A hand blocks my eyesight and I shift my eyes up to see who offered it. Nicholas. I wanted to look strong and not need him to help me up, but I was really struggling down there. I reluctantly took his hand with my left and stood up.


“Tssst, that looks bad. You should really get it checked out,” he said sarcastically, letting go of my hand - which made me fall back down to the ground. He walked off and I watched him until he went inside the school.


“Jerk,” I whispered under my breath. But he was right - my right arm had already started bruising. It hurt so bad.


Luckily, a teacher came out of one of the doors and noticed me. She helped me up and took me to the nurse’s office. While we were walking there, I told her what happened. All she did was smile and nod. I could tell she wasn’t really paying attention. Oh well. 


“Hi, sweetheart! What brings you here?” the nurse said as the teacher opened the door to let me in. She walked off right after. 


“Some kid pushed me off the monkey bars and I landed on my arm,” I responded.


“Monkey bars?”

“Monkey bars.”


“Well, let me see it,” the nurse took my hand and flicked it three times, “I think you’ll be fine. Just don’t use it too much.”


What? It felt broken. It looked broken. How could she possibly think it’ll be fine.


“But-” I started.


“Nope, you’ll be okay.”


I sighed.


“Go back to class now,” the nurse shooed me away.


I sulked out of the room. She could’ve at least given me a mint.


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After getting off the bus, I walked to my house, the full 10 minutes. Why’s the bus stop so far away from our house? Soon enough I was at my front door, still lost in my thoughts about my arm and Nicholas and the nurse. My mom said hi to me and I told her about what happened. She felt sorry for me but told all of my siblings and I that we still have to go to the Halloween party our family friends invited us too. I was excited to get dressed up in my Cinderella costume, but I had some trouble getting it on. My arm just hurt so bad. I winced through the pain as I put it on. Nothing would stop me from going to the party I had been looking forward to for weeks. 


After getting in the car, we drove to the house of the friends. My parents parked on the side of the road in front of their house and unbuckled. However, when I was attempting to get out of the car with everyone, my right hand hit the side of the car and I bent over in pain. 


“What just happened?! Are you alright, Sophie?” my mom asked, concerned. 


“I’m fine, I promise,” I responded, though I knew I was lying. I’m sure she did too.


We walked inside after my little episode and beelined to the food. I played with some of my friends and the other kids there. My mom interrupted us. 


“Sophie, this is Mr. Cutler. He’s a doctor. He’d like to take a look at your hand,” she said, gesturing her hand at a man standing next to her.


“Oh, sure,” I replied, happy somebody actually wanted to check my hand correctly, unlike my school’s nurse. 


I held my right arm out and he inspected it carefully for about a minute.


“Yep, that’s broken - fractured, maybe but I’m betting on broken,” he confirmed my theories, “I suggest you take her to an ER or hospital right now to get it checked out and put in a cast.”


My mom called my dad over and told him the news. He offered to take me to the hospital. I was sad to leave my friends, but I really needed my hand to be fixed. It still hurt so bad, maybe even more so considering what happened at the car. 


My dad and I got in the car and drove to the hospital. We had to wait so long. I didn’t know what to do while waiting so I just thought, looked around, and thought some more. The fish in the tank in the center of the waiting room looked so bored swimming around, tired and exhausted, I thought. I feel you buddies, I feel you. To be honest, it did start to feel more and more like my head was underwater. I was tired, exhausted, and just worn-out. It was so late. But soon enough, the doctor’s called me in. They gave me an X-ray, and I was later in a cast.


“There,” my dad said as he finished writing the last letter of “dad” on the purple cast. 


I signed my own name with a heart around it. 


The next day, Nicholas went up to me in class.


“Hey, Sophie,” he said, regret in his voice, “I’m so sorry for breaking your arm, I was really just playing. I never meant to hurt you.”


“Well, you did,” I said matter-of-factly, turning my back to him.


“Well, I’m sorry!” he exclaimed, quickly softening his face, “I did it because… well… because I like you.”


I immediately wanted to punch him in the face.


“YOU BROKE MY ARM BECAUSE YOU LIKE ME?!?!?!” I shouted, not caring that everyone in the class turned around to us.


A few kids shook their head at Nicholas and my best friends gasped and booed him. 


Nicholas’ face turned red and looked back at me.


“Here, take it,” he shoved a card and a stuffed animal into my hands and sat down at his seat. I glanced at the presents and put them into my cubby carelessly, not caring if they get lost or fall to the floor or get stepped on or anything. 


When I got home from school, I got dressed in my costume, too excited to care that we weren’t going trick or treating for another hour or so. I walked down the stairs and walked into the kitchen, modeling my costume for my mom and dad and the rest of my family. 


“You’re a broken-armed Cinderella!” my mom exclaimed, laughing.


I laughed with her, “Yes, I guess I am.”