Friday, March 26, 2010

my life as me

Updated
I managed to get one little video loaded of Jane, but Blogger is not letting me load anything else. In Grace's section, I put in a link for her ballet performance which apparently has been uploaded to Youtube.
First things first. Before we go any further I need to take care of a bit of business. My enormously talented sister Amy is entering a contest to get a chance to meet Ingrid Michaelson and perform with her on tour (? I think -- the details are a bit fuzzy to me). Anyway, she needs to get as many views as possible on Youtube for her cover of "Everybody." Click here to check it out! Every view counts and the top ten most viewed videos will get voted on March 29th. She's awesome and so is my other sister Laura who helped her put the music video together in just a couple of days.

Alright, let's do this. Here is a quick run-down of everything that's gone down over the last few weeks. First up? Sophie=a PILL. This little rat is giving me a run for my money. Over the course of the last 3 months things have been spiraling slowly but steadily out of control with regards to her sleep habits and mood. Strike 1? Moving out of the crib in her own room and into a bed in Grace's room. Strike 2? Pulling the plug on the pacifier. And Strike 3? That final nail in the coffin? Getting potty-trained. This unfortunate confluence of events has created a perfect storm of sleep resistance. Almost every single night she is the LAST child to fall asleep. Often times she is still wired awake and playing in her bedroom when Scott and I come upstairs to go to bed at like 10 or 11. Keep in mind that we put our kids to bed at 7. And forget about her sleeping in the next morning because apparently she doesn't know how to do that. She's up by 7 the next day when the other kids are getting up. I can still force her to take a nap during the day, but then she legitimately CAN'T fall asleep any earlier at night. It's a catch-22. She is just a melting-down mess of a child these days, and to top it all off she's been sick since Thursday. You can thank me for sparing you a picture of the contents of her stomach splattered all over the hall carpet, the bathroom door frame, the bathroom floor, the toilet, and her hair tonight at bedtime. What I'll give you instead is a peaceful picture from 9 o'clock this morning when I came down after putting Jane in bed for HER nap. I knew Sophie HAD to be pretty sick when she napped this morning for half an hour, and then for another 2 and 1/2 hours this afternoon and STILL went to bed without much fuss tonight at bedtime.

Oh wait a second, here's a self-portrait instead.


In other news, Ethan was thrilled to the core to participate in the maiden voyage of the Shark steam mop a few weeks ago. I let him do most of the kitchen before sending him up to bed that night. It was a particularly satisfying evening for him as he had just concluded his first stint as "Brother Friendly" for Family Home Evening as well. Simple pleasures, my friend simple pleasures.

Mopping -- I guess he can check THIS off in his Dream Book.


"Brother Friendly"


Lovely artwork at bedtime.


At the Ward Talent Show last weekend, Grace impressed us all with how seriously she took her ballet performance. And while I wouldn't say that she is currently showing a whole lot of promise as a future prima ballerina, it was really cute to see how hard she was trying to complete all the moves. All-in-all the performance was priceless. Of course, it was just our luck that after lugging the video camera all the way there we couldn't even use it because the battery was dead -- but luckily I had the still camera with us which managed to capture the moment well enough even if the image is a bit grainy. I think the batteries were going dead on that camera as well.


Before the show.


Backstage Jitters.


Posing with their teacher.


Okay, I tried to post the video of the performance but Blogger was not letting me! Apparently, though, you can check it out here. (Grace is the one in the back row on the far right at the beginning of the number).



And a little Preschool project for you.


She added the drawings that night during Book of Mormon stories time.


Our little Janie Boo has mastered the art of sitting unattended over the last month. And while she still manages the occasional face plant, she's steady enough that I no longer feel the need to put cushions all around her. With sitting under her belt she's beginning to move on to bigger and better things -- over the last few days, she has started to push her way up to crawling position and is almost able to rock on all fours. She has also entered the brave new world of solid foods with her introduction to Rice Cereal. I'm pretty sure she likes it.




She didn't quite know what to make of the camera.





Cute little Flower Girl.



(Sorry this one is sideways!)




And now for the cautionary tale of this post, I will turn the attention back to myself. Learn from my mistakes, people. Learn. At this very moment I share something in common with 15-year-olds all around the country -- I have my Learner's Permit! Mmmmmhmmm, that's right. Apparently if you fail to renew you driver's license before the expiration date, you not only have to take the WRITTEN test over again, but the DRIVING test as well. That's right. I went in a few days after my birthday to go and get my new license but was faced with those jewels of knowledge when I showed up at the BMV. I was really mad because I had gone to the trouble of actually SHOWERING for the day and getting dressed in real clothes to boot all so I would look somewhat awesome in my new driver's license photo. Alas, that photo shoot was not to be. I spent the majority of my time that day cramming for the written test and luckily passed on the first try (which was nice considering I failed the first time around when getting my license in Oregon almost 7 years ago).

Unfortunately the line was so long to get my permit that I had to leave early to collect the kids from the baby-sitter's and get Grace off to preschool on time. My efforts to take care of business bright and early the next morning back-fired after dragging the girls with me to the BMV only to find that I would have to go all the way back home because I didn't have my checkbook, proof of address, OR passport with me. I doubled back and was FINALLY able to strike a pose for my temporary I.D. The funniest part of the whole ordeal was when the sweet old lady who was helping me hesitated upon handing the card over because as she said: "Now, you know you're not supposed to drive without a licensed adult in the car." I thought she was just joking at first, but I quickly stopped myself from laughing when I realized she was serious and managed to assure her that I would take care of the driving portion right away so that I could get my real license ASAP.

Well, that was almost a month ago, so I guess I'm technically breaking the law. Although if we're going to get nit-picky, I've actually been breaking the law for the last 6 years or so seeing as to how I've kept my Oregon license all this time despite having lived in 2 different states since our brief stint in the Pacific Northwest! I do have my driving test scheduled for Tuesday, April 6th, so unless there is parallel parking involved I should be able to pass uneventfully.

Alright that's about all folks. Scott says there's nothing entertaining or exciting going on for him these days so I guess he doesn't consider his yearly enjoyment of March Madness to be all that newsworthy. Perhaps if BYU would have made it past the second round there'd be a little something more to talk about. Such as which name is odder -- "Jimmer" or "Fredette." The jury's still out on this one for me. Hahahaha.

Next week is Spring Break for the kiddies and even though Ethan made the unfortunate discovery today that grown-ups don't get spring breaks from their jobs, TOO, we will nonetheless make the most of our week and hopefully be able to enjoy some Spring-y weather. The highlight of the week for all of us will be next weekend when we head over to the cousin's house in Indiana to drop off OUR boys with theirs and go on a Girls' Trip to Chicago with my sister-in-law Kristin and her daughter Hannah. Why this particular destination you ask? Only because it is the home of an American Girl Doll Store, of course. We already have reservations set for Tea Time next Friday and I don't know who is more excited for the trip -- me or my girls. And in case you're wondering Scott laughed at me as he heard me asking the reservationist (?) on the phone if drinks other than tea would be available. He also shook his head in disbelief? Amusement? Exasperation? when I declared to him earlier this evening that I think I just might buy MYSELF a doll while I'm at the store. Only time will tell. Hahahahaha.


Look out Chicago, Here We Come!



And finally, before I sign off I want to give a shout-out to my little sis, Emily and congratulations on the birth of her very own little girlie bug, Pearce Elizabeth! Don't you just love her name? We can't wait to see this little sweetie-pie in person.

Until next time -- au revoir!

Monday, March 01, 2010

A Birthday (and a Half)!

Little did I know that I had one more surprise awaiting me before drifting off to sleep on Friday night. As soon as I finished my addendum to the last post, I checked my email one more time before lights out and lo and behold there was a tantalizingly exciting email entitled "Birthday Invitation" from my better half. I opened it to find the following:


Let the festivities begin! After an unsuccessful morning of trying to get the kids to clean the house, we decided to just get on with the party. The kids were so excited that there was no use delaying the inevitable. All morning long (and for the whole entire week, really) Ethan has been telling me how much I'm going to LOVE the present he picked out. I believe his exact words were "you're going to scream when you see what I got you!" So, after lunch we set up station in the Living Room to open a few of my presents.



Now, if you take a close look at my birthday invitation, there is a clue that I missed at first glance. When Scott said he would take care of the details from "A-Z" -- he meant it. Mmmmhmmm, that's right.






A birthday celebration in 26 pieces which started when he handed me my birthday card with the letter J taped to it.





J -- is for the Jonas Brothers

I was laughing so hard when I first opened this card because a.) look at that cover -- it's hilarious, and b.) I recently discovered my love of the Jonas Brothers over President's Day Weekend when Disney broadcasted an all-day marathon of Jonas. I am not ashamed to admit that I have LONG been a fan of Disney's tv shows and I may or may not watch them on occasion when there aren't even any of the kids around.


(the card folds out to a mini-poster of the brothers)


W -- is for Wizards of Waverly Place valentines
Alright, alright. I'm really, really lame I know -- just see the above paragraph. One of my other favorite Disney shows is Wizards. I'm very easily entertained, okay? Anyway, Grace was the one to present me with my next gift which was a box of valentines.





F -- is for Frosted Cherry Pop Tarts
They're my favorites. Enough said.






M -- is for MopAs in a Shark Steam Mop. (And THIS is Ethan's present to me). Yep, this is the present that I was supposed to scream about. Hahaha. Just call Ethan Danny Tanner -- because apparently he really likes to clean. Or at least he really likes a clean house. Or a Full House. Hahahahaha. I wonder if he's trying to tell me something. For the record, he threw about 4 melt-down fits over the course of the weekend all because I wouldn't set it up for him to mop the kitchen. I finally appeased him by promising he could mop at bedtime tonight when the girls went up to bed.



G -- is for Graeter's
The best ice cream in the world.
I see a little coconut chip ice cream coming my way very soon!


L -- is for Little Party Favors (some of the letters are a bit of a stretch)Just look at how proud she is! She was so excited to pass them out. She assembled them all herself in her bedroom the night before. I know you're all dying to know what's inside, so wonder no more -- we each got a construction paper heart, a littlest pet shop junk, a little green army man leftover from Ethan's party bags last summer, and a ring for the girls. Priceless.







T -- is for Trim

In a genius move, Scott took Ethan with him to the barber shop to get their hair cut, so I wouldn't have to do it. Love it.



E -- is for Easter Egg Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (or muffin treats as we call them in our house)
These are quite simply, the best. I love the Easter Egg ones the most of all the specialty kind.




P -- is for Post-It Notes
I think it's a fairly well-documented fact that I love Post-It notes. :)


V -- is for Valenti
For a shampoo and blow-out. Easily my favorite part of getting my hair done.


With the first round of present-opening over, we headed into the kitchen to eat some cupcakes I picked up from the bakery that morning. I figured since they wouldn't be coming with us to dinner, and since I wasn't planning on making a birthday cake for myself, they could at least have some little treat.

Q -- is for Quiet Time coupon
For the rest of the afternoon I enjoyed the peace and quiet of lounging in bed, playing around on the computer, and squeezing in a little shut-eye upstairs while Scott manned the troops downstairs. It was fabulous.


D -- is for Dinner Date




The baby-sitter got here around 6 and after getting her to snap a picture of us before we left, we were off for our night out on the town! Coming with us was a few more wrapped gifts and my SUPER surprise housed in Scott's handy-dandy P&G backpack.



S -- is for Symphony bar
While driving out to the Cheesecake Factory (almost half an hour away), I quickly realized that I should have heeded Scott's advice from earlier in the day to eat something around 3 so that I wouldn't be starving before dinner (let's just say that his advice was not un-founded based on our out-to-dinner experience from the weekend before where I was scrounging around the car looking for any kind of snack to tide me over until we got to the work dinner we were going to and literally ate the crumbs at the bottom of the Wheat Thins box I found in the back seat -- me and an empty stomach don't mix). Well, I didn't eat anything and I should have, and since the Wheat Thins from the week before were gone, I scarfed down one of these babies in the hopes that it would help a little. It didn't, in case you're wondering.




Z -- is for The Zookeeper's WifeOne of the books on my "To Read" list for 2010.


U -- is for Us Weekly
A guilty pleasure.



K -- is for Kenwood

By the time we got to the mall, the wait for The Cheesecake Factory was an HOUR and 45 MINUTES! On any other outing, I think we would have just bailed and gone somewhere else, but this was my birthday dinner, dang it! And I had been dreaming about it all week long! After putting our name on the list, and then realizing there was NO WAY I would last almost 2 hours without eating something, I went over to the Take Out ordering area and said something along the lines of having low blood sugar and needing some of their bread right away so that I wouldn't pass out. Okay, maybe I didn't say that last part, but I did beg for some bread and they were nice enough to oblige the birthday girl.

How pathetic is this? Sitting by the side in the mall, eating some bread and butter. But oh, it was good!



Y -- is for Your Choice
During all that down time at the mall before we could be seated at the restaurant, I picked out these bracelets at Ann Taylor with my birthday money. They just feel luxurious. I love them. Sophie really loves them, too, so I think I will have to hide them when not in use.



It was close to 9 before we finally got seated, and when we did we got the waiter to snap our picture for us. Meanwhile, Scott had been carrying around his backpack the whole time and I was DYING to know what my big surprise present was.



N -- is for Notes from Friends and Family
The piece de resistance! When Scott finally pulled this out and handed it to me and explained what it was, I literally had tears in my eyes. You like me, you really like me! Hahahaha. Seriously, though, thank you SO much to everyone who conspired with Scott to make this the best surprise ever! Inside this book were memories, and pictures, and poems, and even a crossword puzzle all for ME. It was so awesome and I love it.


We have a saying in our family that when someone wants to be complimented or told how great or wonderful they are that they need to have their "bow tied." When we were little my mom used to tell us a story about a dress she had when she was a girl and a really kind teacher who always complimented her whenever she wore it. She loved having this teacher's attention so much, that she would untie her sash on purpose just so she could go up to her desk and ask her to tie the bow for her, because without fail whenever the teacher tied her bow she would always say something to her about how beautiful her dress was or how nice she looked that day. Scott figured (and rightly so) that hearing from all of YOU would be the perfect way to let me know how great I am. So thank you, thank you, thank you all for tying my bow!



C -- is for Cheesecake
How can I go to the Cheesecake Factory and not have cheesecake for dessert??



Alright, we're almost done here with my birthday gifts!


A -- is for Amazon gift card


H -- is for The Help




X -- is for xoxo




B -- is for Blender




R -- is for Rebel (a raincheck, that is, for a Canon Rebel XSi as soon as we save up our pennies)


(I -- was for Invitation)

O -- is for Oatmeal
For my actual birthday on Sunday, the kids were DYING to bring me breakfast in bed. And since Scott knows that I live for my morning bowl of oatmeal, that is what they brought me (along with the birthday hat, of course).



Of course, peace and quiet were not part and parcel with this breakfast in bed! The picture (especially Ethan's face) above pretty much sums up the morning. The kids were running all around the room, screaming, fighting, picking on each other, whining to me, throwing fits, and all-in-all just being themselves the entire time I was eating. But even in the midst of all that chaos, I couldn't help but laugh a little as I watched them and feel a great big wallop of love in my heart for these crazy little children that are all mine.


{And now a brief interlude for the Half Birthday girl! Janie Boo turned 6 months old on my big day. She is beyond precious and I can't believe she has already been with us for half a year. That is just crazy to me. At 6 months she's not quite sitting up on her own, but can roll to get what she wants. Her first little tooth popped through just this week, and I think a second is on its way! She be precious.}




The rest of the day felt less like a birthday and more like any given Sunday. We were almost on time for church, Grace was in show-off mode during sacrament meeting, I had to teach in Relief Society, Scott had to teach the Deacons, and Jane was a model child once again. But hey, at least I finally got a family photo of the 6 us taken!


Grace's birthday present to me was that she let me do her hair for church.



Here is Sophie "baring her teeth" like Sheila Rae the Brave.



One big happy family! (Apparently Jane really likes my bracelets, too!)




One last shot of the infamous spreadsheet. Hahaha.


And there you have it, the best birthday ever! I think I need to get started ASAP to plan Scott's 4oth just to make sure that it is as awesome as this one was. Now that the birthday weekend is over, it's back to life, back to reality. And just what are we going to do in that reality? I'm going to see if I can convince the kids that this would be a good week to start some spring cleaning!

(And scene.)